Alas no, you may not.

Today my ever impetuous inbox greeted me with this missive, its most important aspect emboldened below:

Dear Friend,
I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My
name is SGT. GERALDINE MARCUS, I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba'qubah in Iraq, we have about $65 Million US dollars that we want to move out of the country. My partners and I need a good partner someone we can trust. It is oil money and legal.

But we are moving it through diplomatic means, to send it to your house directly or a bank of your choice using diplomatic courier service.The most important thing is that CAN WE TRUST YOU? Once the funds get to you, you will take your 35% out and keep our own 65%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to and kept.
Our own part is sending it to your doorstep where the consignment will be delivered to you. If you are interested you will need to give me your full names, an identity, address, telephone and fax number where the diplomat will reacch you as soon as he arrives your country and i will furnish you with more details that will facilitate your immediate access to the fund. But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times.

Thanking you and waiting for your urgent and favourable response.

Regards,

SGT GERALDINE MARCUS.

Clearly, SGT MARCUS cannot "trust me". See how I mock this brave servant of our country's freedom, defending us from our president's alcohol induced fantasies, see how I discard with irresponsible contempt her attempt to not only safeguard funds vital to national security, but enrich yours truly in the process, see how I display her faith, her certitude in my trustworthiness on this world wide forum for any malcontent and ne'er-do-well to view and treat with puerile derision!
I hang my wretched head in shame! Damn me. Damn me to hell!